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Joke of the Day
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."
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"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."
"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."
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"DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU"
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"
"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."
"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"