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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."

"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"

"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."

"Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep! That's what my gastroentomologist told me."

"3 guys walk into a bar Three guys walk into a bar. The forth guy ducks."

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."

"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."

"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"