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Joke of the Day

"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream."

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"

"So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, ""do you mind if I breast feed?"" And I respond, ""no thanks I already ate."" Too harsh of a dad joke?"

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."