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Joke of the Day

"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"

"What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet? A biday party!!"

"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."

"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."

"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."

"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"

"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"

"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"