54878
Joke of the Day
"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"
Next Joke
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."
"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."
"Sobriety test Cop: You been drinking? Me: No. Cop: Say the alphabet backwards. Me: Alphabet the. Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter. Me: Each letter."
"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""