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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"
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"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."
"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."
"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."
"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."
"I always cried when my Dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog."
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor."
"Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you"
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."