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Joke of the Day
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
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"Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*"
"Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem."
"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"
"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"
"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"
"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"
"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows."
"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."
"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."