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Joke of the Day
"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."
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"Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do."
"""Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant""- no one, ever."
"The moderators of this sub"
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"
"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"
"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"
"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"
"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"