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Joke of the Day

"Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."

"What's a zombie's morning routine? Shit, shower, grave."

"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."

"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."