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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"

"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."

"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."