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Joke of the Day

"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"

"Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League."

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."

"I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop."

"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"What does a Pirate prefer to wear? Doublet or nothing."

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"This post just says it all! It all"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."