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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"

"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"

"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"

"A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face."

"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."

"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."

"Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"

"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."