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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning? He pasta way."
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"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."
"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"
"Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice? Just tell me ""enjoy the diarrhea"" and I'll move along."
"Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art... that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent? Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way"
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged five years and in a barrel."