176466

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."

"Did you know: the human body is 60% water, 20% hair, 34% rope, 9% tubes, 12% earrings, 99% eyes, 13% jubjubs, 6% dingdongs, 100% crannies"

"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"

"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."

"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"

"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"

"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."

"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."

"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."