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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."
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"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
"What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife? A midwife crisis."
"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"
"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"
"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."
"The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom. To which I reply ""Are you going to fly up there and complain?"""
"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"
"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"