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Joke of the Day
"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
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"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."
"What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends? Hearing AIDS."
"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."
"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"
"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"
"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."