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Joke of the Day
"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
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"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Black Widow movie slated for this fall A documentary on the aftermath of Baltimore"
"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"
"It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time."
"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."
"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."
"I'm the Neighbor the news interviews who says the family that was murdered deserved it bc they wore holiday turtlenecks."
"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."