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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"
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"What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy? When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, ""Merci!""."
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."
"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"
"The worst things in life are free, too."
"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"