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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"
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"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """
"There's two things I hate.... ...Racists and black people"
"My wife said, ""If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?"" I said, ""Your husband."""
"What's the best time of the day? 6:30... *hands down*"
"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."
"I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today. It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair."
"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."
"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"
"I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today."