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Joke of the Day

"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? I heard it was a blast."

"*Pays $450 for ticket to hockey game. *spends the whole game on iPhone."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"

"Why can't you trick an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday"

"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."