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Joke of the Day

"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y."

"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"

"What do you call a round knight? Sir Cumference"

"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."

"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"