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Joke of the Day

"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"

"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"

"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."

"A cop pulls over a guy for suspected DUI ""How high are you?"" the cop says. ""No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you,'"" says the guy."

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."

"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"