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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"Sometimes I'll casually say ""what else do you want?"" on the phone, so the pizza guy thinks I'm ordering for more than just me."

"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."

"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."

"Why did the recruiters at the teacher's college have so much sex? They were good at getting people into BEd."

"Oh you have Swag? ...that's cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?"

"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"

"It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill"