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Joke of the Day

"Why did the recruiters at the teacher's college have so much sex? They were good at getting people into BEd."

"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."

"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"

"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"

"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."

"Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she's a medium"

"If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Your mom."

"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."

"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"

"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"