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Joke of the Day
"My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney."
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"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
"I can't imagine how stressed Americans are feeling right now. I'm Canadian and I'm chugging maple syrup and just punched a moose."
"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."
"Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate."
"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"
"What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. My cock."
"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."