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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. My cock."

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"Santa and Banta Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today: Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper! Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!"

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"

"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."

"One of the band members of Chumbawumba were in a bar fight... He got knocked down, but he got up again."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"