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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
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"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"
"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."
"Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin."
"If I were a woman, I'd probably say things like ""gotta go polish the petunia"" and then back my car into a mailbox."
"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."
"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"
"The man who invented Chinese Whispers has died. Pass it on."
"At a Starbucks job interview ""What is your name?"" -Alyssa ""Could you spell that, please?"" -L A R I S S A ""When can you start?!"""
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""