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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she only has 4 toes on each foot.... Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant.."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson"

"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."

"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."

"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"

"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!"