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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora I'll see myself out."

"1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say ""My wife is out of town, I miss you"". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day."

"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"

"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."

"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."

"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"

"I just heard about a cannibal who passed a missionary on the jungle trail."

"Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!"

"I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!"

"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"