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Joke of the Day
"Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up"
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"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."
"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"
"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."
"Damn son are you a girl? BECAUSE OTHERISE WHY YOU NO DOCTAH YET?!"
"I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors."
"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"
"Wanna know what 1000 marbles spilling on a tile floor sounds like? Have kids."
"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"