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Joke of the Day

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar... ... but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Bill Bailey."

"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"

"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"

"Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza."

"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."

"Child porn You sick fuck!"