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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know what 1000 marbles spilling on a tile floor sounds like? Have kids."
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"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"
"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""
"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."
"I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me."
"A man rings your internet doorbell.. Says: ""Can you spare 5 minutes to talk about Bernie Sanders?"""
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"