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Joke of the Day
"Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
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"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."
"You can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana."
"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."
"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."
"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."
"Do you think the Tauntaun from The Empire Strikes Back got cold after Han sliced it open? Or do you think it kept lukewarm?"