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Joke of the Day

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."

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"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"
"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."
"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."
"The American education system. That's it. That's the joke."
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
"I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like ""Pick up milk"" or ""Pay gas bill"" or ""Stop wasting your life away"""
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid anything salty Im gonna miss reddit"
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