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Joke of the Day
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."
Next Joke
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming"
"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? You only cry when you're cutting up one. Sorry if this is too 'dirty' a joke, just a change of pace I guess."
"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."
"Kenny G walks into an elevator and says ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"A Match Made in Heaven God grabbed a box of cigarettes and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth when he realized he had nothing to light it with."
"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""