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Joke of the Day
"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
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"The best time to eat candy Is when she doesn't have her period."
"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."
"TLC Touching Little Children"
"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."
"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."
"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
"If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax... Talk about saving the economy single-handedly."