1922
Joke of the Day
"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."
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"*Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* ""YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"""
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."
"Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them."
"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."
"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."
"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."