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Joke of the Day

"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."

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"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"
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"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."
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