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Joke of the Day
"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
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"The little bit of decent human being left in me finds cannibalism to be wrong... but who cares, he was delicious!"
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"""Can you explain this Gap in your work history?"" Yes that's when I worked for the popular clothing retailer"
"I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me"
"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."
"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."
"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""
"What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common? they are both 8........"
"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"