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Joke of the Day
"I use green hand soap because I like to imagine I just jerked off a leprechaun"
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"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."
"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."
"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."
"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."
"It's one of those days where you'll be lucky not to see me on the news."
"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."