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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."

"People say you can't compare apples to oranges... ... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though."

"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"

"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."

"Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ... wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ..."

"Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweatereveryone thought she was Planet Earth"

"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."