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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ... wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ..."

"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."

"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."

"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."

"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"Stevie Wonder is a genius! He has such an eye for detail"

"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."

"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."

"Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar"