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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegan zombie? A no-brainer."
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"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"
"What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental"
"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."
"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"
"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"
"A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation."
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"