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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."

"What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers? ""Who the hell ordered a new roof?"""

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."

"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."

"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."

"Facial scrubs with bits of fruit in them are a pretty big ""fuck you!"" to third world countries."

"What's the best name for an atheist? Godfrey"

"Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""

"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."

"Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry."