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Joke of the Day
"Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner? Because it's shellfish."
Next Joke
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""
"How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? Both of them."
"I'm shit at telling jokes. I always punch up the fuck line."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."
"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"
"""Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?"" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not"