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Joke of the Day

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem."

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""

"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""

"What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper? Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too."

"What's the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes, the other decomposes..."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""