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Joke of the Day
"What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper? Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too."
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"I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate."
"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"
"I was going to write up a guide on how to reserve yourself a spot on the front page of Reddit... ...but it's really not my place to say!"
"Are you a carpenter? Because your fabricating stories!"
"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"
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"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."