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Joke of the Day

"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""

"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"

"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"

"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"

"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"

"I once saw a real bear in the wild and said ""Aww, look at him!"" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency."

"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."