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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."

"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."

"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""

"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"

"i like to unfriend people on their birthdays, let's them know it's not all about them."

"Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble."

"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""

"I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago."