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Joke of the Day
"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
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"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""
"Racism is for lazy people who don't take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason."
"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."
"kid dressed as dog: ""trick or treat"" me: wife: ""give him some chocolate then"" me: ""i don't want to kill him linda"""
"Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!"
"Whenever someone says, ""that's what she said"", I like to reply with, ""not to you"""
"Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet."
"How do you find and old man in the dark? Just feel around. It's not hard."