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Joke of the Day
"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"
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"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"
"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."
"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"
"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""
"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""
"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"