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Joke of the Day

"*knock at the door* ""H...hello?"" ""Hi, i'm not a mouse"" ""Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH"

"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."

"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned."

"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"

"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."

"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."

"1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us"

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."