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Joke of the Day

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."

"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."

"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...hot and in my hands **right now**."

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"

"Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."