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Joke of the Day

"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."

"What sound does a racist machine gun make? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."

"(NSFW) I might have a needle dick. But I fuck like a sewing machine."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."

"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."

"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."

"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."

"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"

"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."