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Joke of the Day

"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."

"We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags"

"A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera."

"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."

"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"

"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"

"I really like non-sequiters But I prefer irony."